Detroit Lions' general manager and douchebag-in-chief Matt Millen has hired former St. Louis Rams head coach and "offensive genius" Mike Martz as the Lions' new offensive coordinator. Two key questions come to mind: 1. How will the good and bad pieces of Detroit's offense respond to this man's tutelage? 2. After hiring (in this order) coaches Morningwheg, Mariucci, Marinelli and Martz, will Matt Millen just come out and admit he has a private fetish for the letter M?